That Adrienne Johnson Kiriakis (Judi Evans) is turning out to be an even bigger busybody than Aunt Maggie (Suzanne Rogers) on Days of Our Lives! Sonny (Freddie Smith) can't even share with his beaux what he learned about the boy's murderous big mama, mama and baby mama, without Sonny's own meddling mama popping up!
Sidenote: Will (Chandler Massey) and Sonny are surrounded by entirely too many women. Can they take a weekend trip to Fire Island or something?
You just know it won't be long before Adrienne's messy behind stumbles upon the truth. Then Kate (Lauren Koslow), Sami (Alison Sweeney) and Gabi (Camila Banus) will all be in same-sex couplings just like WilSon — at the nearest women's prison! Maybe Countess Wilhemina's next fragrance should be "Orange Blossom Is The New Black"?
On the other side of Salem, that shameful Brady Black (Eric Martsolf) was over their snorting crack by the Kiriakis Christmas tree! Luckily Jennifer Rose (Melissa Reeves) showed up, or that boy wouldn't have had a working nostril by New Year's.
Someone else who didn't bother to pay a lick of attention to Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" campaign is Teresa Donovan (Jen Lilley). That little marijuana fiend was paid a visit by her granny on Monday's episode. I bet Teresa wishes Caroline (Peggy McKay) had brought over some Wanchai Ferry. You know dope gives you the munchies!
To see what else went down in Salem on Monday, watch the DAYS recap video below!